Today marks the first day of my fan-fucking-tastic life where I fell in dinosaur shit.

At first I thought some fatty dropped a three layer chocolate cake but no.

Hell, it wasn't even stepping on--it was straight out falling.DROWNING IN POUNDS OF SHIT AND HAVING TO SWIM AN OLYMPIC RACE TO HAVE THE BEAUTIFUL FEELING OF FRESH AIR IN MY LUNGS. There' ( Read more... )